-If you get way over-excited about using the vacuum-sucker-tube bank system for the first time.
-When your 8 year old students start pointing out your zits, asking "Why do you have a big red bump on your face?"
-If the teenage clerk at Bed, Bath, & Beyond calls you "Ma'am."
-You go to a wedding reception of a person you used to baby-sit, before you're married.
-You show up a day early for said reception.
-If you get upset when you lose to chance to win a toy AFLAC duck.
-When you know only about 5 people are even going to read this. :)
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