Ten Signs You're Going Senile or Have ADD
10. You throw your keys in the trash.
9. You have to be reminded what you were just talking about before the funny commercial came on.
8. You have to go back into the house to get your iPod, and then again to get your wallet.
7. After all that, when you finally get where you were going, you realize you left your keys to the building.
6. When you go to eat cereal, you notice you have a fork.
5. After eating said cereal, you try to put the cereal box into the fridge.
4. Your brain won't let you go to sleep until you've made a list of all the stuff you'll forget by the next morning.
3. Five times in one day, you forget why you went into a room.
2. You have to make six trips up and down the stairs because you keep forgetting stuff.
1. All of this happened in less than 2 weeks.
