Monday, August 29, 2011

Out of the Mouth of Babes

It starts again:

Student 1: "Do you have kids?"
Me: "Nope."
Student 2: "Do you have a husband?"
Me: "Nope, no husband either."

Student 3: "How can you have a job without a husband?!?"

Saturday, August 27, 2011


If you cook for nice boys and send them home with some, they might return it with interest.


Saturday, August 6, 2011


A few of my friends had this as their Facebook status and it makes me laugh everytime I read it:

For all you single women who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz...While waiting for YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Po-az, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Goodfornothingaz, Lazyaz, and especially his third cousin Beat-yo-az.