How old are you?
When I answered (for the 20th time this year) that I'm 27, the same evil child as before calls out:
And you're STILL not married?
When I said no, I hear:
Are you even trying to find a husband?
I decided to be the adult and just ignore it, and tried to move on. As I crossed the room, one of my little girls (who must have an aunt in this situation) "whispered" to the evil child:
You're not supposed to ask them about stuff like that! That don't like to talk about it!
I have 2nd graders pitying me...kill me now.