One of my students came in this morning, came straight to me and said (with excitement), "Miss Bramhall, did you hear about the big salami?!?"
Me: "The what?"
Student: "The big salami...did you hear about it?"
After about 5 more attempts, I figured it out:
salami= tsunami
The news has finally trickled down to second graders in Santaquin, Utah.